|“||"SEE REASON? I WANT MORE FUCKING CRAB BITCH!"||”|
— Celeste to The Waitress in Fifty Shades of Stupid
Celeste Barbadoslatte (née Meadows) is the lead character and protagonist in Fifty Shades of Stupid. She is the older sister of Lydia Meadows, the wife of Orion Barbadoslatte, and the adoptive mother of Ellen Barbadoslatte.