Celeste Meadows

Celeste Meadows
Biographical Information
Born	July 18, 1993 (Boston, Massachusetts; Age 28)
Status	Alive
Species	Human
Job(s)	Stripper (Formerly; 2010-2015) Housewife
Gender	Female
Family Information
Significant Other/s	Orion Barbadoslatte (Husband)
Parents	Unnamed Parents † Samir Delarosa (Self-claimed mother)
Siblings	Lydia Meadows (Younger Sister)
Children	Ellen Barbadoslatte (Adoptive-Daughter, with Orion)
Relatives	Ozvaldo "Oz" Meadows (Adoptive Donkey Nephew)
Physical Appearance
Height	5'1"
Hair color	Dark Brown
Eye color	Light Blue
Appearances
Chapter Count	7
Portrayed By	A Stripper
First seen	Prologue (FSOS)
Last seen	Crab Legs and a Jackass (FSOS)

“	"SEE REASON? I WANT MORE FUCKING CRAB BITCH!"	”
	— Celeste to The Waitress in Fifty Shades of Stupid

Celeste Barbadoslatte (née Meadows) is the lead character and protagonist in Fifty Shades of Stupid. She is the older sister of Lydia Meadows, the wife of Orion Barbadoslatte, and the adoptive mother of Ellen Barbadoslatte.

Personality